Esque News Update: Changes to Police Services Bike Patrol Unit

Local city police services are badly in need of more funding. It was announced today at City Hall that, due to budget cutbacks, the Bike Patrol Unit will no longer be able to afford new bicycles and will instead be outfitting officers with pogo sticks.

The Pogo Patrol should be on the streets as early as this summer. Police Services have already begun promoting the program, hoping to appeal to a younger, hipper demographic by announcing that the “Po Po is on the Pogo!”